1. The only species of a perfect gentleman
     perished during the last ice age.
2. A gentleman is one who makes a pass
    At a girl whose eyes are made of glass.
3. Glory is a medal of valor you can’t even pawn.
4. By now God knows that the world is a factory defect.
5. God is the greatest but an atheist thinks he is even
     greater by repudiating the Almighty.
6. God probably had a big laugh when he created the world.
7. God is all just to the point that He even made a paradise
    for fools.
8. God is not perfect because man created God in his
    own image.
9. The important thing is not whether God exists or not,
    but that we must relentlessly strive to become perfect,
    towards being Godlike every moment of our life.