POLITICS IS THE DEADLIEST

SOCIAL PLAGUE EVER UNLEASHED

ON MANKIND.

 

GIVEN THE RIGHT CAMPAIGN FUND

EVEN AN IDIOT CAN BE ELECTED

AS THE PRESIDENT OF ANY NATION.

 

POLITICS IS A CON GAME

IN WHICH THE CITIZEN VOTERS

ALWAYS END UP AS LOSERS.

 

THE FIRST COMMANDMENT

IN POLITICS IS THOU SHALL

BREAK ALL THY PROMISES.

 

POLITICIANS ARE PROFESSIONAL

MAGICIANS WHO CALL PULL OUT

A RABBIT-EARED LIE FROM

A TOP HAT OF EMPTY PROMISES.

 

POLITICIANS ARE SACRED COWS

WHO ARE FATTENED ON

THE JUICY GRASS OF LIES

AND BROKEN PROMISES.

 

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A POLITICIAN

AND PLAIN BULLSHIT?

THE POLITICIAN STINKS

A HUNDRED TIMES MORE.

 

POLITICIANS ARE GIFTED PREACHERS

WHO CAN CONVINCE THE PUBLIC

THAT HELL IS HEAVEN AND HEAVEN IS HELL.

 

DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMEN

MAKE GREAT POLITICIANS.

 

POLITICIANS CAN CHANGE THEIR IMAGE

AS EASILY AND NATURALLY AS

A CHAMELEON CHANGES ITS COLOR.

 

LIKE A VAMPIRE, WHEN A POLITICIAN

LOOKS IN THE MIRROR HE SEES NO

REFLECTION THERE.

 

THE ONLY GOD A POLITICIAN BELIEVES IN

ASIDE FROM HIMSELF IS THE GOD OF POWER.

 

THE POLITICIAN IS THE ONLY SINNER

WHO CAN MAKE A PACT WITH THE DEVIL

AND EMERGE A SAINT.

 

WHEN A POLITICIAN MAKES A PACT

WITH THE DEVIL IT IS ALWAYS

A WIN-WIN SITUATION.

 

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

THE DEVIL AND A POLITICIAN

IS THAT THE POLITICIAN CRUISES

IN A BLOCK-LONG WHITE LIMOUSINE

WITH A LOW PLATE NUMBER.

 

THE POLITICIAN IS THE ONLY MORTAL

THE DEVIL REFUSES TO ENTER

INTO A CONTRACT WITH FOR FEAR

OF GETTING THE BAD END OF A BARGAIN.

 

THE POLITICIAN IS THE ONLY SINNER

WHOSE SOUL IS BANNED FROM 

ENTERING BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL.


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