1. THERE ARE VERY FEW GREAT

    ACTORS IN LIFE THAT COUNT.

    THE REST ARE BUNGLING UNDERSTUDIES.

2. OBJECTIVE LOVE IS A WORLD

    CITIZEN WHO CROSSES ALL BOUNDARIES.

3. DRATS! THE CHOSEN FEW

    HAVE DEVOLVED INTO

    THE SCREAMING MAJORITY!

 

4. AN OPPORTUNIST CAN SMELL

    AN OPPORTUNITY A MILE AWAY.

5. THE OPPORTUNITY OF 

     A LIFETIME COMES

    TO EVERYBODY.

    YET IT OFTEN COMES

    WEARING AN UGLY FACE.

6. A WISE MAN TURNS

    A DISASTER INTO

    AN OPPORTUNITY.

    A FOOL TURNS 

    AN OPPORTUNITY

    INTO A DISASTER. 

7. TO THE INDUSTRIOUS

    AND HARDWORKING,

    OPPORTUNITY IS

    A FAMILIAR FACE.

8. MAN’S BEST FRIEND

    IS A DOG.

    A WOMAN’S BEST FRIEND

    IS A PET DIAMOND ON A LEASH.

9. LIFE IS BORING IF YOU

    HAVE FEW ENEMIES.

    LIFE IS EVEN MORE BORING

    IF YOU HAVE A LOT

    OF FRIENDS.

10. A MAN AND A WOMAN

       HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

      THAT’S WHY THEY ARE

      FASCINATED WITH EACH OTHER.

11. THE ONLY REASON WHY

       A MAN AND A WOMAN

       STAY TOGETHER 

       IN SPITE OF THE SCREAMING,

       THE SCRATCHING, THE BITING

       AND THE KICKING IS THAT

       THEY ARE AFRAID OF FACING

       LONELINESS DISGUISED AS

       A SERIAL KILLER.

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