1. IF YOU DON’T WANT

    TO BE A LOSER

    DON’T ASPIRE

    TO BECOME A WINNER.

 

2. EVERY BODY LOVES

    A LOVER

    THAT’S WHY

    I COLLECT BODIES.

 

3. BETTER TO ACT

    WITHOUT PLANNING

    THAN TO PLAN

    WITHOUT ACTING.

 

4. LIFE IS A ONE ACT PLAY.

    SO STOP ACTING

    AND JUST BE YOURSELF!

 

5. THE SECRET OF CREATIVITY

     IS TO LET OTHERS DO 

     THE THINKING AND WORKING

     WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING GOLF,

     CATHING FISH, PUTTERING IN

     THE GARDEN, OR JUST SIMPLY

     LUXURIATING IN YOUR OWN IDLENESS.

 

6. PLAGIARISM IS THE HIGHEST

    FORM OF CREATIVITY

    BECAUSE IT IS EASIER

    TO WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL

    THAN FACE A LAWSUIT

    BY BEING A COPYCAT.

 

7. PLAGIARISM IS

    GENIUS IN DISGUISE,

 

8. GENIUS IS PLAGIARISM

    DISGUISED AS ORIGINALITY.

 

9. IT IS HARDER TO PLAGIARIZE

    THAN TO COME UP

    WITH YOUR OWN IDEA.

 

10. IT TAKES GENIUS

      TO BE A COPYCAT

      WITHOUT BEING

      DETECTED.

 

11. ONLY A FEW SUCCEED

      BY BEING A GENIUS.

      MOST PEOPLE SUCCEED

      BY BEING STUPID.

 

12. BEING A WELL-FED COPYCAT

      IS BETTER THAN BEING

      AN HONEST BUT HUNGRY RAT.

 

13. IDLENESS IS THE ONLY TIME

      IN YOUR LIFE WHEN

      YOU ARE TRULY ALIVE

      AND LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.

 

14. BETWEEN WORK

      AND IDLENESS

      THERE IS RESTLESSNESS.

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