(Writ upon the request of Joanna Allas)

 

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1. THE WEIGHT AND NUMBER

     OF GOLD BARS YOU HOARD

     IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE.

     WHAT REALLY MATTERS

     IS THE GOLD THAT SHINES

     WITHIN YOU.

 

2. YOUR SOUL GLEAMS

     AND SHINES A THOUSAND

     TIMES BRIGHTER THAN

     COMMON GOLD.

 

3. NOT EVERYTHING THAT GLEAMS

    IS GOLD. MORE OFTEN IT IS

    A PILE OF GOLDPLATED SHIT!

 

4. THE REAL GOLD STANDARD OF MAN

     IS NOT GOLD BUT WISDOM.

 

5. WISDOM IS PURER THAN

    THE PUREST GOLD.

 

6. GOLD IS HEAVY

    BECAUSE IT CARRIES

   A  HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY.

 

7. THE ONLY REAL GOLD IS LOVE.

 

8. GOLD IS THE SACRED

    METAL OF THE SUN.

    ONLY THE WISE CAN

    HANDLE GOLD WITHOUT

    BEING PERMANENTLY BLINDED.

 

9. GOLD-DIGGING

    IS AN ART RESERVED

    FOR WOMEN AND MEN

    OF GREAT TALENT.

 

10. SHE WAS ESPECIALLY

      IMPRESSED BY HIS

      GLITTERING GOLD TEETH.

      THAT’S WHY IT WAS

      LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

 

11. A LARGE QUANTITY

      OF GOLD IS DANGEROUS.

      IT MAKES PEOPLE SICK

      WITH GOLD FEVER.

 

12. GOLD FEVER IS DEADLY.

      IT MAKES THE BEST

      OF FRIENDS KILL

      EACH OTHER

      WITHOUT MERCY!

 

13. THERE’S ALWAYS 

       A FALSE GOLD RUSH

       SOMEWHERE…

       SO WHY BOTHER.

 

14. A GOLD BONANZA

      IS OFTEN FOLLOWED 

      BY GREED’S 

      DEADLY INFLUENZA!

 

15. BEFORE YOU BECOME

      FASCINATED BY GOLD,

      REMEMBER WHAT

      TRAGEDY BEFELL

      KING MIDAS WHO TURNED

      EVERYTHING HE TOUCHED

      INTO A GOLDEN MIGRAINE.

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